LewMay

               my motto: Everyone is Holy until proven otherwise.

   more cartoons    Giggles for today,  July 7 2008

The Hell maintenance problem is in the ‘Rank the Sinner’ activity that precedes any ’pain and suffering’ action. Souls are arriving in Hell at the rate of seven per minute. No Soul may enter Hell until it is searched for contraband. There has been a breakdown in this Devil/Soul interface. It seems that the Souls are un-happy with the groping methods the Devils use in search for contraband. The laws of Hell prohibit the Souls from having any measure of fire retardant on their Soul. That includes water, non-combustible robes and asbestos underwear of any kind. During the contraband search, the Devils also rank the Souls ‘inner stuff’. The Devils need this data to give what’s called the ‘pants on fire’ rating. All real ‘bad ass’ Souls get the highest ‘ pants on fire’ rating’ of ten. ’Tens’ are actually in the fires of Hell. If your ‘pants on fire’ rating was on the low side, say a one, you spend all eternity in the smoking section that surrounds the fires. This grope issue will be resolved soon, the Angels tell me.